niam niam cham cham

There are some things men should just NOT get involved with.
Saves trouble.
Pfft.
Men.

*incl purchasing kitchen appliances for home. Esp when appliance in this case is huge, bulky, and has "potential-to-be-white-elephant-two-weeks-after-purchase-and-left-in-kitchen-corner-unused-till-next-housemoving-and-it'll-be-thrown-out" written all over it.