gOt moRe biMbotiC or nOt huh???

(read above title with the MOST Singlish English you can muster ok? hurhur!)

Was at Ngee Ann City's Crystal Jade Kitchen last night with a friend when i witnessed the ultimate bimbo in action.

Young SG girl in a pair of one of the most indecently short mini-skirts i've seen in a looooong looooooong time (and i've seen plenty really; back in Aust.).

Middle-aged Jap guy who was obviously only in SG for work or hols'.

Both were shamelessly flirting with each other.

And eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuw! Get this ---> the girl was baby-talking to the guy, trying to act all kawaii. Hurhurhurhur!! No no we weren't mistaken. It was pretty obvious really, 'cos when she spoke with the wait-staff or during certain parts of their conversation, her rotten English came through in what i can only assume is her normal deeper voice. But otherwise, speaking/flirting with the Jap guy, she went all high-pitched and spoke English like those Jap girls. You know how the real Japs. speak English right? no NOT Singlish... ENGLISH!!! Just with their own distinct accent (which i think is really cute btw. but of 'cos that's only when it comes from a REAL Jap with the whole Jap accent ^^ not from some fake!!!).

So neways, this bimbo was trying to imitate them!!! WAHAHAHA!!!

And then, she asked the guy how to count from 1-10 in Jap. She then tried repeating after the guy, going "ichi, ni, sam... no??? *giggle giggle* ichi, ni, san, san... yes? *giggle giggle*......"

OMG!!! friend and i had the hardest time trying to concentrate on our congee and not burst out laughing!!! like, hellooooooooooo???!!! what was with the giggling??? and the high-pitched 'dey' voice??

Then the guy taught the girl the word Kawaii. And the girl replied that she "know that one!! means cute mah! like me!". And the guy went "ah??? hmmm... i believe!". EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuW!!! wo de mo-mo yao zhan liao la.... hao leng!!

Waaaaaaaaaah! tak boleh tahan!! friend was so cute!! staring at me with huuuuuuge innocent eyes, trying to keep a straight face from across the table O.o

After paying for their food, the girl asked the guy how much it cost.

"$80 something" he said.

"Is that very expensive?" he asked.

"Oh no! that's normal. very average." she said.

In my head i was thinking "WHAT!!! friend and i were having dinner at THE SAME RESTAURANT right next to them but our bill is barely $20!! ni bei ka le la!! haha!".

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last night's bimbo made me think of the Sunday Times article yesterday about Singaporean women demanding too much from their men (yadda yadda yadda...); how do these women expect to be given any respect when they act like such airheads???!!! like, WTF!!!

=PPPPPP